I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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