Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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