Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i just google imaged poop.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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