I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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