We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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