I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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