He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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