I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
