I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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