Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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