so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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