it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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