I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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