I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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