so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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