Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
Randomize
