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(619): View more from California

I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?

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(478): View more from Georgia

Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.

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(352): View more from Florida

Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!

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(740): View more from Ohio

Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.

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sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life

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