guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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