I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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