Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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