Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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