We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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