idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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