does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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