thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Someone shattered a urinal.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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