ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Randomize
