I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
