: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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