does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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