she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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