CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
