I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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