he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
is wine microwaveable?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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