apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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