Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I need a burrito and a hug.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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