I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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