Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Randomize
