your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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