The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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