It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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