i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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