But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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