please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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