sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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