She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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