I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I wish i was in the wii world.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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