so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Just high enough for therapy.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
