Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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