I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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