textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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